Another diversion... In order to help myself in creating new weird spells I came up with the following method and four d100 lists of keywords. The idea is to make a random spell name and riff off of it. You will get some (plenty of) nonsense, but that usually happens with three or four word combinations. Drop a word, move words around, switch parts of speech, hell rewrite the rules. Some examples: Minor Chromatic Teeth, Sap Serpent, Acidic Smoke, Sensual Protection Warrior(!), Ethereal Spider Elemental, One Thousand Bursts, and my favorite Inverse Alchemic Armor Petals. I post this in the odd chance that someone will find it useful, have fun if you do.